Chelsea Handler Takes Aim at Al Pacino and Robert De Niro Over Late Fatherhood: ‘Horny Old Men’ Stir Controversy
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Chelsea Handler issued a rallying cry against the “horny old men” of the world. Former late-night talk show host chastised, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Alec Baldwin, and Elon Musk were all admonished for spreading their seed. There’s a new pandemic sweeping the country, and it’s not another virus, according to Handler in an Instagram video. Worse, there are lusty old males who will not quit spreading their seed. Handler said she wouldn’t even begin to talk about the four elderly men who have never used a broken condom without enjoying it. She accompanied her scathing comments with a photo collage of Baldwin, Pacino, De Niro, and Musk.
Al Pacino just had a child at 83 years old 🎉 pic.twitter.com/auZnmQQnCU
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Al Pacino, 83, and his 29-year-old partner, Noor Alfallah, just gave birth to their first child. Pacino also has three children from past relationships: a daughter from his first marriage to Jan Tarrant and twins from his second marriage to Beverly D’Angelo. Handler also blasted Elon Musk, saying that while he wasn’t in his 80s, his “personality” suggested he was. Tesla’s CEO has ten children. So, how can we safeguard the world’s ladies from lusty old men? Handler was perplexed. Don’t be concerned. I have a plan to put an end to this lunacy, and I’m giving myself up for sale.
Chelsea Handler Slams Al Pacino And Robert De Niro After They Welcomed Newborns
Chelsea Handler wishes to “protect the women of the world” from “horny old men” such as Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Elon Musk, and Alec Baldwin, who refuse to stop having children. The comedian, 48, called the problem an “epidemic” and turned to Instagram to explore the senior male celebrity’s proclivity for procreation. There is an epidemic sweeping the country, and it is not another virus; in fact, it is worse. She described the males in the video as “horny old men who won’t stop spreading their seed.” The “Chelsea Lately” star, who shot the video in her toilet while dressed in a silky white pyjama set, targeted De Niro, 79, Pacino, 83, Baldwin, 64, and Musk, 51. Furthermore she said, Don’t even get me started on these four horny old men who have yet to encounter a broken condom they did not like. They are unable to stop reproducing.
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They have 32 children between the four of them. The “Chelsea” actress singled out Tesla entrepreneur Elon Musk, who leads the list with ten children. Elon Musk is obviously not as old as [Rupert] Murdoch or Robert De Niro. He’s not in his eighties, but given his demeanour, he may as well be, she remarked as an uncomfortable video of Musk dancing appeared on the screen. Handler then recommended that she put herself up for “auction” to protect other women. Perhaps these old men should sell themselves. She remarked, “After all, they’re antiques.” Handler ended the segment by saying, “Horny old men are never worth the money.” De Niro and his girlfriend, Tiffany Chen, 45, just had their seventh child, a girl called Gia Virginia Chen De Niro. He already has six children: Drena, 51, and Raphael, 46, from his first marriage to Diahnne Abbott, twins Julian and Aaron, 27, from his ex-girlfriend Toukie Smith, and Elliot, 24, and Helen, 11, from his ex-wife Grace Hightower.
