Christina Aguilera Really Topped Herself at L.A. Pride Performance

Christina Aguilera went full Xtina mode at her LA Pride performance and donned a green crystal-studded strap-on.

The look was accompanied with fake muscly arms and a chest plate with sculpted abs.

Sort of Green Goblin in Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, by way of Tom of Finland.

Aguilera got strapped for a duet with Kim Petras, as if to say “I’ll see your coconuts and raise you a big, glittery cucumber.”

Christina Aguilera described her sexuality in 2010 as being attracted to girls, but not really seeing herself “really” being with a woman.

Aguilera had outfits in almost every color of the rainbow